Why do some people hate Barack Obama? Is it because he’s black?
24 FebThe Carrot Spatula
5 FebI call it… The Carrot Spatula.
AND BONUS —
On the LDS (Mormon) Church’s Decision to Disallow Baptisms from the Children of Gay Couples
10 NovWhatever.
The Church doesn’t want to sow confusion and contention in families, and doesn’t want to allow children to sign away their lives into a religion when they are far too young to understand the consequences. Good.
Kids shouldn’t be baptized at 8 anyways.
That is way too young. Mormons baptize at eight because it is the “age of accountability.” In oher words, you are old enough to understand the difference between right and wrong. But baptism isn’t about recognizing the difference between right and wrong; it is about recognizing the difference between Mormonism, Catholicism, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, and Deism, etc. I was a pretty smart cookie at 8, if I do say so myself. But I had no idea. Literally.
Kids can’t understand complex logical arguments. Most adults aren’t even capable of really understanding and expressing their religious beliefs in coherent English.
If baptism isn’t about picking a religion and coming to a determination about how you live your life, then what is it about? And if it is about those things, then why is the Mormon Church making silly assumptions that 8-year-olds are at the right age to do that? Eight-year-olds are in like 2nd grade. When I was in second grade, I think I peed my pants at school once. These are like, practically toddlers. They just barely learned to read. Some of them are still working on that!
The decision is still blatantly discriminatory.
The LDS Church is not letting in the kids of gay couples. Basically, they are saying, “We love you, but your kids need to go through a cleansing process before we will touch them.”
The decision is contradictory.
The LDS Church makes a pretty big deal about all of the blessings that come with having the Holy Ghost in your life. After you get baptized, you are bestowed with “the Gift of the Holy Ghost” during your confirmation. The Holy Ghost can still visit you if you aren’t a member of the Church, but once you get the Gift, he is basically always there, helping you along your way.
The Mormon Church never really goes into much detail about who this Holy Ghost guy is, aside from the fact that he is a member of the Godhead (along with Jesus and God), so he is basically a God. But, leaving aside the fishy bit of non-doctrine, it doesn’t really make any sense for the Mormon Church to not want to extend those benefits to some kids.
The way I see it, you have two choices: Either 1) things are predetermined and bad people do no good by trying to be good, or 2) things are not predetermined, and you can potentially be instrumental in someone else getting into the Celestial Kingdom by being a great example and by welcoming them into your church and your social circle. The Mormon Church’s decision is practical in a temporal, non-religious sense (they aren’t sowing contention within families). But, from the standpoint of “Let’s get everyone to accept the one, true gospel as quickly as possible and get them to come to the church because it really will make God’s plan come true,” it really makes absolutely no sense at all to exclude those people from the church that you fear are most likely to fall away from its teachings. Something I learned when I was young is that we learn by example from the people around us. If the Mormon Church is denying kids the ability to be around other people who would set precisely the example that the Mormon Church thinks that they would need, then the Mormon church is not really looking out for their best interest, consistent with its hypotheses that it is the one true church, etc.
Conclusion
Whatever. The Mormon Church has been anti-gay since its inception. They used to conduct electro-shock therapy, and do other inhumane stuff. The church isn’t true. It is convenient. It plays on people’s evolutionarily-driven tendencies to believe in God and morality, and their desire to wrap their perception of the world up into a neat package. But morality is just collective action (If you don’t know what that means, then feel free to ask in the comments, and we can have a conversation.). The world is a beautiful thing of order, but the order is perfectly explainable in terms of a bunch of stuff following a small set of inflexible rules over a long period of time. The world is a creature of random chance, not convenient human fantasies. The fact that the Mormon Church is willing to twist itself into knots like this just adds another straw to the argument that they don’t, at heart, even fully believe in themselves.
To all my Mormon relatives and friends out there, you know deep inside that you don’t have an irrefutable reason to believe what you believe. You believe it because you can, because it gives you a sense of stability and order. You believe it because you have always believed it. You believe it because the Cruel Truism (again feel free to ask in the comments section) makes you believe it. It’s BS. But, if it makes you happy, then whatever. ;P
About the Author
Some of you may be aware that I was raised Mormon, and identify as such no more. Some of you may also be aware that I am in a long-term relationship with my boyfriend, Trevor. If not, you are now.
Thought of the Day: 100 cheeses that start with “A”
8 NovI love cheese sooooooo much. So, here are 92 cheeses that start with “A,” courtesy of cheese.com!
Enjoy!
Abbaye de Belloc
The #1 Way Donald Trump is Helping Hillary Clinton
18 AugThere are a lot of ways that The Donald is helping The Hillary in her quest to become the first female POTUS. For starters, he makes the GOP look pretty gawdawful to low information moderate and democratic voters who see only “current Republican frontrunner” coupled with “lots of crazy positions and offensive comments.” But, the thing about low information voters is that they don’t pay very much attention to politics, or the news in general. Consequently, they tend to have short memories, and they are ultimately unlikely to punish Jeb Bush or Scott Walker on election day for what Donald Trump said more than a year earlier. No, The Donald does something far worse for the GOP’s electoral prospects than to be a Republican saying all the wrong things — he gets other people to say them too.
Donald Trump is Making Republican Candidates Take Hardline Stances on Immigration That Will Haunt Them in the General Election
1) Deport the undocumented en masse. 2) Seize the money they try to send home. 3) Deny citizenship to their U.S.-born children. These are some of the policy positions that Donald Trump has now embraced in his new policy paper. Jeb Bush has thus far resisted Trump’s ideas, calling them impractical and unrealistic. But in Iowa, Scott Walker has now started to call for a wall along the southern border. He has also started to question the wisdom of the Constitutional provision for “birthright citizenship.”
In order to win the primary, you have to appeal to the base of the party. The base of the Republican party currently disagrees vehemently with mainstream America on a handful of issues, most saliently for present purposes, immigration. Donald Trump, in riding a wave of anti-immigrant fervor in the base of the Republican party, has brought the issue into the spotlight of the Republican primary issue sphere, and now all of the candidates are being forced to talk about it, and to take hardline conservative stances on the issue — that is, if they want to have a shot at getting the nomination. For someone who wants to see Barack Obama replaced by a Republican, this is a nightmare scenario.
Recall early 2012, when Mitt Romney took hardline stances on immigration, and started talking about self-deportation in order to pull in stubborn conservative voters. This year, the Republican establishment wanted desperately to avoid the topic. When it comes up, Republican primary candidates are forced to take hardline stances that please primary voters, knowing that those stances will make it difficult to win the general election.
Mitt Romney performed worse amongst latino voters than any other Republican candidate since 1980 not named Bob Dole.
Conclusion
The biggest present Trump has ever handed to Hillary Clinton has been this: sucking up all of the media coverage with an all-out assault on immigration, an thereby forcing mainstream and establishment Republican candidates to talk about the issue and take stances that will come back to haunt them.
8/6/15 Thought of the Day
8 AugThe plural of faux pas (foe paw) is actually still faux pas. The only difference is that you pronounce the final s (foe pawz).
The word was imported from French, and that is the pluralization rule for the rare words that already end in “s.” Interestingly, English incorporated a large number of grammatical constructions from French, including most of our silent letters and our standard pluralization rules. So, why didn’t we incorporate this particular pluralization rule along with the rest? We don’t have any native words that end in silent “s”es. When we end a word with an “s,” it is pronounced, so, in order to differentiate the plural, we have to add “es.” Hence the interesting constructions that later occur when we import more words directly from the French language.
Isn’t this all so fascinating?
How to Tie Every Tie Knot
6 AugTriangle. Over and through. Voila.
Now you know how to tie a tie.
That wasn’t so hard, was it?
Triangle.
Every tie knot is triangular. Some slant off to one side. Some are smaller, or larger. But every tie knot forms some kind of triangle. The first step to tying a tie is to figure out what you want your tie knot to look like. If you want it bigger, or more even, then give yourself a little more slack to add a few loops to your knot.
The small end of the tie does not move. Pull it down to the desired length minus the expected slack (At the end, the small end will be as long as it is now, plus the distance between the knot and the neck). Then craft the desired knot with the big end of the tie.
Over and through.
The final step in every tie knot is over and through. Take the large end and loop it over the knot you have crafted and then pull it up behind the knot and through the loop you just made. The simplest tie knot actually consists exclusively of this step.
Voila.
This is the part where you pull the knot magically up to your neck, tighten, adjust, and straighten.
Thought of the day: humans are fundamentally creatures of the present.
30 JulReality is not reducible to words.
Reality carries with it a dynamic background and a set of subconscious invisible factors. We are influenced in a myriad of ways that our senses do not detect. Even our very perception of self is merely a lazy shortcut that bypasses an extraordinarily complex issue. The reality that is encoded in our neural networks and later retrieved is, indeed, comparable in its incompleteness and inaccuracy to our similarly flawed comprehension of the future.
Humans are fundamentally creatures of the present.
We do not know the past, and more than we know the future. We guess at the contents of the past in much the same way that we guess the contents of the future: we search for signs in the present. Yes, signs of the past can be encoded in our very neural networks as memories. But the single largest chunk of our existence consists of our own actions. Our future actions are not known to ourselves any more than they are known to anyone else. But, they can be guessed at based on our present indicators of our past actions and our present indicators of the patterns of behavior that we exhibit which are likely to continue into the future. In other words, we look inside our minds to determine what actions we are predisposed to take in response to various possible alternate futures. We determine the likelihood of those future circumstances and actions based on signs that we perceive in the present, just as we determine the circumstances that we were once in in the past based on present perceptions of signs. For example, although we might have some strong independent memories of pieces of important events we once experienced, the vast majority of these memories serve supplemental functions only, giving access to certain details of a memory that is initially sparked by the perception of something similar in the present. Even then, the memories are extraordinarily susceptible to tampering from later experiences, and they gradually accumulate random errors to boot.
Why is human memory so terrible, and why are we so disinclined to recognize how terrible it truly is?
Humans are fundamentally creatures of the present. We don’t need videotape-style memories. All we need is to survive and reproduce, in order to serve the whims of our one true master, the Cruel Truism. Survival and reproduction depend primarily on recognizing and averting danger. You recognize and avert danger by spotting patterns, remembering them, and by engaging in logical thought.
So, it makes sense that we would remember semantically where we went to school, the names of the people who were mean or nice to us, and the formula for our successful social interactions with others while forgetting the precise shade of green of a beautiful tree in the forest.
Implications
My question, going out of this is: what about clones? A clone could exist at the same moment in time as the original. Identical twins are essentially genetic clones. To a lesser extent, our kids are our clones. But, they are different people. They presumably have their own distinct consciousnesses. Some identical twins report having extraordinarily close connections, but there is no clear evidence that they have more than a relatively high chance of guessing what the other is thinking based on optimized facial expression recognition and common past circumstances/physiology. If a clone doesn’t have the same consciousness as the original, then doesn’t that imply that maybe the original doesn’t have the same consciousness as itself at different moments in time? The present consciousness would have no way of knowing whether it in fact experienced all of the things that memories would suggest.
What if humanity isn’t entirely sentient? We assume that everyone is sentient because we are sentient. But, what if we weren’t always sentient, or aren’t always sentient? What if we popped in and out of sentience? Are we really sentient when we are asleep? I remember dreams sometimes, but we only dream for a short period of our sleep. The rest of our sleep-time, it is like we didn’t even exist. We have regular chunks of our memory that are completely missing. What does it really mean to be sentient?
For those readers who are not new to the philosophy wing of my blog, I am referencing the “Invisible Gods” idea, the idea that humans are non-living shells (super high-tech cameras, kindof) that provide windows through which supernatural beings can peer into reality. If sentience were a supernatural being peering into reality, then it would be entirely plausible to think that we were not always or all sentient. Perhaps only some of us are sentient, and only sometimes. Our bodies make perfect sense as non-living creatures of the evolutionary biology branch of physics, necessary non-living, but complex results of the big bang. The body would still behave in exactly the same way as a non-sentient non-living swirl in the pool of reality. It would still talk and breathe and think and store memories. Then, when the supernatural being peered through the window, all prior memories would yield the illusion of continuity.
These ideas also make it much easier to conceive of time as a fourth dimension, equivalent to the three physical dimensions we perceive.
Conclusion
It would be really nice to see and understand how reality really operated. Unfortunately, none of us will ever be likely to do so, if it is even possible from a human perspective. But, we can at least poke holes in our current understanding of reality and then enjoy the sight as the less mentally deft among us scramble to fill them in. The truth is that reality DOESN’T make sense as we currently understand it. I have never heard a satisfactory explanation of existence (including all of the ones including some version of God).
So, just be happy, and hit that subscribe button on the right to keep reading my blog if you want to stay up to date with the tiny inklings that my brain occasionally processes.